But if you do want to hire a stripper, what should you expect?

How Do I Find Him?

The thought of hiring a stripper may fill you with some trepidation. Will you have to go to some seedy strip club to point and pick? Or worse, will you call, give your credit card number, and then wait in vain for someone from the "agency" to show up, only to find later you've been charged double -- for nothing?

Luckily, hiring your man is as easy as flipping through the Yellow Pages.

While "strippers" will probably not yield the results you're looking for (too obvious for the phone book people, perhaps), "Entertainment" or "Entertainers" will. Most likely, there will be large display ads as well as the regular listings -- hey, this is big business. You're bound to find at least a few appropriate listings right away.

Be sure to treat your stripper with respect. He is simply making a living, and while he may seem as if he's got unflappable confidence when he's standing before you like a modern-day Adonis, that's no reason to insult him or question his choice of occupation.