To avoid being put into any compromising position (no pun intended), be sure to ask the following questions when hiring your guy:

• What will this service cost? Is there one flat rate, or can you order extras a la carte?
• How long will the performance be? (That's minutes, not inches.)
• Will an encore cost more?
• What forms of payment are accepted, and when do you have to pay? (Some services will ask for half in advance, and the other half upon completion of services.)
• Can you see your guy in advance? Is there a video of him, or a place where you can take a sneak peak at his performing style?
• Can he wear something specific? Perhaps you want to goof on the bachelorette by ordering a dancer in doctor garb (her current fiance's occupation), or in fireman's garb (like her last beau).
• What if he doesn't show up? Are you entitled to some sort of refund, and/or is there a backup to take his place?
• What, exactly, will he do? Take it all off, strip down to a G-string, what? You should probably be (at least mentally) prepared if he's going to strip down completely.