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Scavenger Hunts

If an adult party is right up your alley, try dividing your guests into groups and having them hunt for fun party (adult) toys. You can be very creative in where you hide things, and watch your guests' consternation as they search and search. Just make sure you keep a list for yourself so that a future houseguest doesn't end up finding a plastic phallus in his or her pillowcase. If you're really generous, you can let your guests keep what they find.

If you have a whole weekend at your disposal, you can also make a list and send your guests out into the real world. Of course, you'll want to make sure that most of the items on their lists need to be purchased in adult stores, adding to your amusement and their embarrassment.

Get Your Blindfold

Another amusing little game is Pin the Organ on the Male. (Maybe you can come up with a more creative title for this game.) Though there are actual party kits for this game, you can construct one yourself. All you need is a suggestive poster of a barely clad and somewhat cheesy male, scissors and construction paper. Imagination is your key ingredient here. Endow him with gifts any man would feel blessed to have.


Guess My Size

This is a variation on guessing how many jellybeans are in a candy jar, except that your guests will be guessing the exact measurement of the likeness of a manly buddy. Make sure you have a ruler with small enough increments so that you can get the exact size -- it makes the game more interesting. The closest guess wins.

Hang a Pinata

What's more surprising than an extremely large (papier-mache) male member hanging from your ceiling? The fact that it's filled with candies in the shape of a penis. Don't be surprised if you hear your guests yelling, "Oh my!"



Give Out Prizes

The prizes for these games can be as entertaining as the games themselves. As your party is already steeped in sordidness, don't bother handing out tasteful prizes. If you're just not willing to part with the larger props you're using for your games, you can easily substitute smaller ones. Here are some ideas:

  • Key chains with pictures of nude men

  • Liquid-filled pens that disrobe the little man inside when turned upside down

  • Any number of inexpensive phallic-shaped prizes: straws, ice-cube trays, goody bags filled with little manly candies


Since the bride is looking for some fun, you may as well go all out. Don't let her escape with her dignity 100 percent intact. She'll thank you later. Some ideas for maximum degradation follow.

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